Small hands

I have very small hands. BABY HANDS! This is not a useful trait and I would like to complain.

Downsides to having tiny hands:
Everyone says that my brain is tiny (the myth that the fist is the same size of the brain)
My nails are tiny and weak
Rings don't stay on my fingers (with tiny hands comes even smaller fingers)
If I gain the smallest bit of weight, it is very obvious because it is so disproportionate to my bones
Hand holding proves difficult
It looks like I have sausage fingers
I cannot carry big/many bags
A henna tattoo is out of the question
Bracelets always fall off
I cannot open jars or bottles successfully
My hand won't fit around a discus (that throwing thing that you had to use in P.E)
I cannot (physically) play the piano or guitar despite desperately wanting to
I will never be able to be a pizza delivery guy
I always use too much hand cream

If you have big hands and feel you are at a disadvantage, SHUT UP

Bye!